Melted Smiley
Holding it together. Barely. Aren't we all.
12 ways to ruin a clean laptop
Holding it together. Barely. Aren't we all.
Four shots deep and legally a hazard.
Has read your message. Will not reply.
Aggressively fine. Suspiciously cheerful.
Came for the memes. Stayed for the snacks.
No thoughts. Only sparks.
A whole personality, 8 slices deep.
One blurry photo. Zero context. Iconic.
Side A: delusion. Side B: the group chat.
Did 90% of it. Got 100% of the rage.
Priorities, but make it edible.
Certified 3AM decision maker.
The ones everyone keeps copying
Holding it together. Barely. Aren't we all.
Four shots deep and legally a hazard.
Has read your message. Will not reply.
Aggressively fine. Suspiciously cheerful.
Came for the memes. Stayed for the snacks.
Poke around. Everything here is real and buyable.
Laptop. Notebook. Desk. Bottle. Anything flat, honestly.
Came for the memes. Stayed for the snacks.
No thoughts. Only sparks.
A whole personality, 8 slices deep.
One blurry photo. Zero context. Iconic.
Ctrl+V started because a plain laptop is a wasted canvas. We draw the small, loud, slightly unhinged things people feel all day and cut them into vinyl you can stick anywhere.
Thick lines, heavy colour, zero subtlety.
Waterproof, scratch-proof, coffee-proof.
Drops are limited. When it’s gone, it’s gone.
Every design has to earn its place on the sheet.
Yes. Rain, spilled coffee, questionable dishwashing — the vinyl survives it.
2–3 years outdoors, basically forever on a laptop that never sees the sun.
No. They peel off clean and leave zero gunk behind.
Printed in 1–2 days, then 3–5 days to your door.
If it arrives damaged, we replace it. No forms, no drama.
Yes — email us and we’ll quote a small run.
12 ways to ruin a clean laptop
Holding it together. Barely. Aren't we all.
Four shots deep and legally a hazard.
Has read your message. Will not reply.
Aggressively fine. Suspiciously cheerful.
Came for the memes. Stayed for the snacks.
No thoughts. Only sparks.
A whole personality, 8 slices deep.
One blurry photo. Zero context. Iconic.
Side A: delusion. Side B: the group chat.
Did 90% of it. Got 100% of the rage.
Priorities, but make it edible.
Certified 3AM decision maker.
The ones everyone keeps copying
Holding it together. Barely. Aren't we all.
Four shots deep and legally a hazard.
Has read your message. Will not reply.
Aggressively fine. Suspiciously cheerful.
Came for the memes. Stayed for the snacks.
Poke around. Everything here is real and buyable.
Laptop. Notebook. Desk. Bottle. Anything flat, honestly.
Came for the memes. Stayed for the snacks.
No thoughts. Only sparks.
A whole personality, 8 slices deep.
One blurry photo. Zero context. Iconic.
Ctrl+V started because a plain laptop is a wasted canvas. We draw the small, loud, slightly unhinged things people feel all day and cut them into vinyl you can stick anywhere.
Thick lines, heavy colour, zero subtlety.
Waterproof, scratch-proof, coffee-proof.
Drops are limited. When it’s gone, it’s gone.
Every design has to earn its place on the sheet.
Yes. Rain, spilled coffee, questionable dishwashing — the vinyl survives it.
2–3 years outdoors, basically forever on a laptop that never sees the sun.
No. They peel off clean and leave zero gunk behind.
Printed in 1–2 days, then 3–5 days to your door.
If it arrives damaged, we replace it. No forms, no drama.
Yes — email us and we’ll quote a small run.